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Le Zombie Apocalypse a Été Annulée

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February 17, 2013 in Preparedness


“There will be no zombie apocalypse in Quebec next week.

The provincial government has stepped in to cancel plans for a zombie-themed emergency training exercise.” – The Canadian Press Feb 14, 2013

This is why I am a political junkie – there is no better comedy anywhere.

Looks like the latest craze in the US is swarming up here to La Belle Province : ‘Zombie Apocalypse’-themed disaster training exercises, specially designed for your increasingly childlike sense of self. Yep – even the CDC is championing the concept as “a very effective platform” :

CDC director Dr. Ali Khan notes, “If you are generally well equipped to deal with a zombie apocalypse you will be prepared for a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake, or terrorist attack.”

It is truly quite bizarre, to be honest. Some of the things going on with public funding, the sinister implications are almost lost amidst the twisted, infantile justifications.

CDC zombie banner

“The logic behind it is to use something that can never actually occur, as opposed to a flood or an ice storm, because that way emergency-preparedness officials might think of new problems and solutions.”

Yep – your tax dollars at work, training for “something that can never actually occur”. Makes sense to me.

Those fire teams training to pop zombie heads are sure gonna come in handy during the next, uh, earthquake or, like, whatever.

Meanwhile, the real zombie apocalypse is occurring right under our noses, in psychiatric wards and hospitals across the country and around the world. While you are paying to prepare for the zombie meltdown that could never happen, thousands of people are being turned into chemical zombies, and millions more are being carefully balanced on the edge of a chemical razorblade that sees them risk severe, unpredictable ‘side’ effects, should they dare to discontinue the addictive chemical regimen they have been criminally coerced into following.

Through our glorious ‘Universal Health Care’ system – enforced at gunpoint for your own good, of course – you’re paying for all of that, also. Given the volatile nature of these neuro-toxins, terminating the funding for this barely concealed genocide might well result in this very real ‘zombie apocalypse’ truly spilling out into chaos on our streets, as people become discorporate before our very eyes, in the absence of the chemical prison that has come to dominate their physiological being.

For the record, you’re also paying the Ministry spokesperson’s salary to deliver you this apologist drivel – oh yeh, and the story was on CBC, so you paid for the reporter AND the entire network, too… yay!

As your life dissolves into this charade, some pedophile transylvanian lizard queen glares out at you from your ‘money’.

I spy with my little eyes, Jimmy Saville sacrificially raping children while he has keys to Windsor Palace I spy with my little eyes, Jimmy Saville sacrificially raping children while he has keys to Windsor Palace and I emboss ’666′ in dots on your cash

Oh yeh, and you’re paying her salary too.

Perhaps the real ‘Zombie Apocalypse’ is bureaucratic in nature?

“He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people, and eat out their substance.”

Declaration of Independence, July 4, 1776

Oh No!!!  WHAT DO WE DO?!?!?!??! Oh No!!! WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!?!?!??!

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