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Man with world’s largest willy in security scare at San Francisco International Airport

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July 17, 2012 in Offbeat


Man with world’s largest willy in security scare at airport

Guards feared bulge was ‘biological threat’

Jonah Falcon

Well-endowed … Jonah Falcon   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon

A MAN who has the world’s largest penis was stopped by security at an airport  after guards feared he had a suspect package hidden in his trousers.

Well-endowed Jonah Falcon, 41, from New York, was stopped at San Francisco  International Airport by eagle-eyed officials from the US Transportation  Security Adiministration.

He was extensively frisked and had white powder sprinkled on his pants to  check for traces of explosives after a “very noticeable” bulge in  his clothing was interpreted as a potential “biologial threat”.

Mr Falcon has previously featured in a HBO documentary about the size of his  manhood, which measures 9 inches limp and 13.5 inches when aroused.

He said: “I had my ’stuff’ strapped to the left. I wasn’t erect at the time.

”One of the guards asked if my pockets were empty and I said ’Yes.’ I said, ’It’s my d**k.’

“He gave me a pat down but made sure to go around my penis with his hands.

“They even put some powder on my pants, probably a test for explosives. I  found it amusing.”

Jonah, who was also led through an X-Ray body scanner and passed a metal  detector, added: “Another guard stopped me and asked if I had some sort of  growth.”

He aroused suspicions at San Francisco airport on his way to New York.

He said: “I’m just going to wear bike shorts from now on. That way, they’ll  know. “You’d think they would have had experience with hung guys before, but  I guess not.”

Mr Falcon became a minor celebrity in the US in 1999 due to the size of his  willy after being profiled in Rolling Stone magazine and appearing on HBO.  But he later struggled to find work after a brief spell as a computer games  reviewer.

Offcials from the Transportation Security Adiministration did not return calls  in the US when contacted about the willy incident at San Franciso  International Airport.


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2 responses to Man with world’s largest willy in security scare at San Francisco International Airport

  1. at that point what is the usefulness of an oversized penits.

  2. Mel Brooks should scrip this stuff.

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